Thursday, September 4, 2008

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

Can I see some identification sir? We cannot allow you to board this plane without identification sir?
There's no reason to take that tone with me Mr. Amstets. I understand you are frustrated but there is nothing I can do for you. I am the manager here at this counter sir. No. No. No sir. There.. please, don't interrupt me.. sir..sir..SIR..SIR.. Officer Mulraney would you please "SPEAK" to Mr. Amsted..

Anonymous said...

Dr. Not Ted Amstutz,

It has come to our attention that the title posted on your blog is the sole property of our client “the real Mr. Ted Amstutz”©.

The unauthorized use and distribution via the internet of the aforementioned material, without the expressed permission of “the real Mr. Ted Amstutz”© constitutes infringement in violation of several recognized United States and international laws.

You are hereby ordered to immediately CEASE AND DESIST the posting of our client's name, characters, likenesses and/or any other material solely owned by “the real Mr. Ted Amstutz”©. You are to immediately inform myself once you have complied with the aforementioned request.

If you do not comply, I am authorized by my client to prosecute you to the furthest extent of the law. The consequences of your lack of cooperation in this matter may result in civil fines, including but not limited to attorney fees, penalties and prosecution by the U.S. Attorney's office for willful violation of copyright laws (and possibly severe beating).

Sincerely,

Mr. L. Hutz